CDC to Fund Anti-Vaxxer Africa Trip

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CDC to Fund Anti-Vaxxer Africa Trip

San Diego, CA – In a surprise move, CDC officials announced their decision to fund a portion of the Anti-Vaccination movement. CDC Spokesman L. Freamon explained: “Once we announced trials of the Canadian Ebola vaccine, we knew the Anti-Vaccination movement would condemn the research. Sure …

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Newly Appointed “Ebola Czar” Quarantines Entire Navy After Learning Ebola Can be Transmitted by Semen

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Newly Appointed “Ebola Czar” Quarantines Entire Navy After Learning Ebola Can be Transmitted by Semen

WASHINGTON, DC: In a bold first move since his recent appointment by President Obama as “Ebola Czar,” Ron Klain will quarantine the entire US Navy after learning that the virus is readily carried in semen.
“Liberty is canceled again…dammit!”
His announcement comes on the hee…

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CDC Confirms Ebola Transmitted Via Patient Satisfaction Surveys

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CDC Confirms Ebola Transmitted Via Patient Satisfaction Surveys

ATLANTA –  Yesterday, the CDC finally established a link explaining a frightening and puzzling Ebola case.  A patient with no known Ebola exposures in Raleigh, NC fell ill with the virus last week and had investigators scrambling to explain how it was contracted.  Despite exhaustive and pa…

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CDC Official Wants You to Think Really Hard as You Personally Battle Ebola

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CDC Official Wants You to Think Really Hard as You Personally Battle Ebola

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“Tell me everyone you ran into at the airport”
Hi. I work for the CDC and I was assigned to your case. I traveled from Atlanta as soon as I heard the news. I was watching CNN. They’re based in Atlanta too, haha!
In my business, that’s what we call…

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CDC Releases Revised Ebola Management Policy for Healthcare Workers: Just Burn Everything

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CDC Releases Revised Ebola Management Policy for Healthcare Workers: Just Burn Everything

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In the wake the infection by Ebola of nurse Nina Pham, who had cared for the first victim of that virus in the United States, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have released a modified policy for management of the disease in the hospital setting. The s…

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CDC Break Room Found to Be Culprit in New Bacterial Outbreak

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CDC Break Room Found to Be Culprit in New Bacterial Outbreak

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ATLANTA, GA – A recent outbreak of a dangerous enterobacteria, brought the Center for Disease Control (CDC) to their own backyard yesterday to search for a cause.  It looks like they may have found what they are looking for, but the culprit has…

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